Achilles Murat II's definitions

prerection

noun: The condition, state, or sensation of sexual excitement accompanied by increased pulse, coursing hormones (such as epinephrine) in the bloodstream, and neurotransmitters (such as phenylalanine) in the brain, that precedes an male erection of the penis, or female erection of the clitoris.

Having read and re-read the amorous note from Frenchy, Allyson's prerection caused her to grow moist.

by Achilles Murat II November 9, 2011

Splooot

noun: 1. A wrestling game for a couple, whose object is to be the first player who sticks, or shoves, his or her middle finger in the opponent's anus, and exclaims "Splooot!" while making the winning move. 2. The exclamation of "Splooot!"

verb: 1. To play a game of Splooot. 2. To make the winning move in a game of Splooot.

NOTE: The winner is rewarded with one sexual favor he or she so desires from the loser, and the loser must comply with the winner's demand.

Example: Bruce soon discovered that he was disadvantaged playing a round of Splooot with Marta, an Olympian athlete.

by Achilles Murat II October 28, 2011

menoapplause

noun: The act of applauding with a sarcastic attitude.

Marlo, whose hormones were raging, gave Jenson an menoapplause for his substandard performance.

by Achilles Murat II November 8, 2011

analinguish

noun: 1. Pretentious and empty language 2. Language spoken from one's ass.

At the party, Roderick tried in vain to impress the guests, speaking vacuously and boorishly in his native tongue, analinguish.

by Achilles Murat II October 28, 2011