analinguate

verb: 1. To speak out of one's ass. 2. To speak, utilizing jargon and needlessly difficult diction, especially when the speaker of such language is pretentious and ignorant about the matter of which he is speaking.

noun: 1. A person who speaks out of his ass. 2. A person who speaks using high-sounding language but is ignorant about which he or she is speaking.
1. Danny would analinguate ceaselessly about the grand architecture of music without knowing the first thing about it.

2. Hubert hadn't read the assigned reading so he was prepared to analinguate if asked to give a summary about.
by Achilles Murat II October 28, 2011
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verbiss

noun: 1. A hybrid of the words "verbal", or "verbiage", and "kiss". 2. A spoken, written, typed, or printed message containing amorous desire or intent 3. A spoken message, as in a voicemail, or written message that states the writer's desire to kiss the recipient. 4.. A flirtatious note or letter. 5. A flirtatious voicemail. 6. A love letter.

NOTE: Verbiss is synonymous with viss.
William emailed a verbiss to Alexandria that made her skin hot and body flush.
by Achilles Murat II November 08, 2011
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oddition

noun: 1. An audition for a play, TV show, commercial, movie, musical group, or musical at which one is asked to do something peculiar.

2. A strange addition or newcomer to a group, family, company, or organization.
At the artsy-fartsy film oddition, Cheryl was asked to lie topless on a large bed of salami while men dressed with only socks on their scrotum frolicked about her and made birdlike sounds.

Trying to fit into his new, conservative family, Joe, the left-leaning orphan, felt like an oddition to the group.
by Achilles Murat II November 11, 2011
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gamman

noun:

1. The capacity to suppress outwards signs or expressions of suffering or pain, either emotional or physical as an act of inner strength or to appear to possess strength of character.

NOTE: Gamman is a Japanese cultural trait and is considered untranslatable.
noun: Caleb mustered gamman to not shed a tear when the doctor gave his dislocated shoulder a quick yank.

Travis used gamman to maintan a stiff upper lip when his girlfriend confessed to being unfaithful to him.
by Achilles Murat II October 27, 2011
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analinguish

noun: 1. Pretentious and empty language 2. Language spoken from one's ass.
At the party, Roderick tried in vain to impress the guests, speaking vacuously and boorishly in his native tongue, analinguish.
by Achilles Murat II October 28, 2011
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Peteism

noun: An injury involving cutting, lacerating, or mangling one's hand, finger, or fingers on the strings or hardware of an electric guitar in the course of picking or strumming an electric guitar with extreme fervor and reckless abandon.

NOTE: The word is derived from the manner in which Pete Townshend – of The Who fame – frequently injured his right, strumming and picking hand during his performances, as he did his famous "windmills" and otherwise played with extreme passion and violence to the point of self-mutilation. Townshend once impaled the palm of his right hand with the vibrato arm of his Fender Stratocaster, which resulted in the cancellation of several shows of a concert tour.
Ex.: Robert did a Peteism, gashing his hand on the metal parts of his guitar as he played, while the strings and the guitar body were streaked with blood.
by Achilles Murat II October 27, 2011
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Splooot

noun: 1. A wrestling game for a couple, whose object is to be the first player who sticks, or shoves, his or her middle finger in the opponent's anus, and exclaims "Splooot!" while making the winning move. 2. The exclamation of "Splooot!"

verb: 1. To play a game of Splooot. 2. To make the winning move in a game of Splooot.

NOTE: The winner is rewarded with one sexual favor he or she so desires from the loser, and the loser must comply with the winner's demand.
Example: Bruce soon discovered that he was disadvantaged playing a round of Splooot with Marta, an Olympian athlete.
by Achilles Murat II October 28, 2011
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