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oddition

noun: 1. An audition for a play, TV show, commercial, movie, musical group, or musical at which one is asked to do something peculiar.

2. A strange addition or newcomer to a group, family, company, or organization.
At the artsy-fartsy film oddition, Cheryl was asked to lie topless on a large bed of salami while men dressed with only socks on their scrotum frolicked about her and made birdlike sounds.

Trying to fit into his new, conservative family, Joe, the left-leaning orphan, felt like an oddition to the group.
by Achilles Murat II November 11, 2011
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prerection

noun: The condition, state, or sensation of sexual excitement accompanied by increased pulse, coursing hormones (such as epinephrine) in the bloodstream, and neurotransmitters (such as phenylalanine) in the brain, that precedes an male erection of the penis, or female erection of the clitoris.
Having read and re-read the amorous note from Frenchy, Allyson's prerection caused her to grow moist.
by Achilles Murat II November 9, 2011
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viss

noun: 1. A hybrid of the words "verbal", or "verbiage", and "kiss". 2. A spoken, written, typed, or printed message containing amorous desire or intent 3. A spoken or written message that states the writer's desire to kiss the recipient. 4. A written letter also containing a graphic image or an imprint of kissing lips 5. A flirtatious note or letter. 6. A love letter
Francois sent a vissive to Alexis that made her feel a rush in her abdomen.
by Achilles Murat II November 8, 2011
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verbiss

noun: 1. A hybrid of the words "verbal", or "verbiage", and "kiss". 2. A spoken, written, typed, or printed message containing amorous desire or intent 3. A spoken message, as in a voicemail, or written message that states the writer's desire to kiss the recipient. 4.. A flirtatious note or letter. 5. A flirtatious voicemail. 6. A love letter.

NOTE: Verbiss is synonymous with viss.
William emailed a verbiss to Alexandria that made her skin hot and body flush.
by Achilles Murat II November 8, 2011
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menoapplause

noun: The act of applauding with a sarcastic attitude.
Marlo, whose hormones were raging, gave Jenson an menoapplause for his substandard performance.
by Achilles Murat II November 8, 2011
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Splooot

noun: 1. A wrestling game for a couple, whose object is to be the first player who sticks, or shoves, his or her middle finger in the opponent's anus, and exclaims "Splooot!" while making the winning move. 2. The exclamation of "Splooot!"

verb: 1. To play a game of Splooot. 2. To make the winning move in a game of Splooot.

NOTE: The winner is rewarded with one sexual favor he or she so desires from the loser, and the loser must comply with the winner's demand.
Example: Bruce soon discovered that he was disadvantaged playing a round of Splooot with Marta, an Olympian athlete.
by Achilles Murat II October 28, 2011
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analinguate

verb: 1. To speak out of one's ass. 2. To speak, utilizing jargon and needlessly difficult diction, especially when the speaker of such language is pretentious and ignorant about the matter of which he is speaking.

noun: 1. A person who speaks out of his ass. 2. A person who speaks using high-sounding language but is ignorant about which he or she is speaking.
1. Danny would analinguate ceaselessly about the grand architecture of music without knowing the first thing about it.

2. Hubert hadn't read the assigned reading so he was prepared to analinguate if asked to give a summary about.
by Achilles Murat II October 28, 2011
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