Definitions by Absolutely Punderful

Coal Miner 

A person who romantically invests in someone with high earning potential but who is not yet wealthy, so that he or she can later benefit from this person's wealth; differs from a gold digger, who seeks out partners who are already rich and well-established; derived from the notion that atmospheric pressure can eventually turn coal into diamonds

I'm not a gold digger. I'm a coal miner--I do the hard work and mine the coal with the hopes that, some day, the coal will become a diamond.

Coal Miner by Absolutely Punderful March 9, 2017

Neurontraception

A preventative measure meant to be taken before one's mind is thoroughly fucked.

Sarah flipped out after watching the ending to Inception, because she had forgotten to take her neurontraception.

Neurontraception by Absolutely Punderful July 22, 2015

Flabstinent 

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).

The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

Flabstinent by Absolutely Punderful May 27, 2013

Boregeous 

Combination of "bore" and "gorgeous." A word for a person (Male or female) who lacks personality, but who you put up with because they're undeniably attractive.

"Hey, have you gotten a chance to talk to Blake? I mean, he's kinda...boregeous."

Boregeous by Absolutely Punderful November 28, 2012

Cerebellibate 

Referring to someone who has never been mind fucked, or wishes to abstain from mind fuckery.

John really hates to think abstractly. He hates paradoxes and confusing logic, and wishes to remain cerebellibate.

Cerebellibate by Absolutely Punderful October 20, 2012

Ribbity

The frog's equivalent to the ever-popular catch phrase, "Giggity," repeated by one Glen Quagmire of Family Guy. "Frogmire" was a recent depiction of Quagmire in a 2011 Family Guy Episode.

Cyborg Joe: "Frogmire, you are out past curfew!"
Frogmire: "Ribbity"

Ribbity by Absolutely Punderful November 27, 2011

Weirderp 

A weirdo who derps a lot. Simple as that. A doer of epic and weird fails.

Wow, that kid over there? He's in fifth grade and still can't spell his name. He's such a weirderp.

Weirderp by Absolutely Punderful September 25, 2011