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Cingular

Cingular the number one cell provider in the USA in terms of covrage and amount of people. Since they bought out AT&T they are number one with the best phones out there and best quailty service GSM.
Man 1: DAMN THIS!
man 2: WTF is wrong?
Man 1: i need to place a call and i have SPRINT PCS
man 2: use my cell its CINGULAR..it works almost everyware even in most casinos!
by Abe May 13, 2005
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whajimoji

what?

as in what the fuck did you say?

This word was created in 1999 in a highschool AP Chemistry class. Due to the inability to talk in the small classroom, students typed conversations on their TI-83 calculators and passed them to other students.

Whajimoji was created when I was trying to type what, and someone kicked my arm and made me screw up.

It was humorous that whajimoji was created and is still used today...

Meaning what?
Hey, erasdfn asckabd blah, blah, blah, (inaudible dribble from some moron trying to talk in class).

Whajimoji?
by Abe December 24, 2004
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Viscera

The best wrestler EVER, a close second being Adam Bomb
Viscera is the fucking man
by abe January 27, 2005
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Zalama

Ibrahim is a Zalama
by Abe June 10, 2004
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jewbacca

Hairy Jewish male; generally over seven feet tall; proficient in hand to hand combat, hyperspace navigation, small arms repair, accounting, or civil litigation.
(1) That Jewbacca's butt is so hairy that his ass would stick to velcro!
(2) I bet I could shave my name into that jewbacca's ass.
by Abe December 2, 2004
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stahnke

v.(stohn-kee) to eat a large amount of food in one or two effortless bites.
Dude, you totally stahnked that hoagie whilt I was still on the first bite of mine!
by abe April 8, 2004
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WOW

WOW (Whip 'em Out Wednesdays)
Greatest radio promotion of all time, created by the "Opie & Anthony" radio show. Listeners would place "WOW" bumper stickers on their cars, and on Wednesdays, women fans were encouraged to flah their bare breasts at cars with the stickers on them.
"Now ladies, be sure to WOW those cars today. Make some poor guy's day by giving him a treat on his way home."
by Abe April 12, 2004
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