Definitions by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion

Usonia 

The proper short-form term for the United States of America. "America", in its proper definition, is defined as the continents of North America and South America combined.

"America" is two continents, not the United States. If "United States" is too hard for you to pronounce, use "Usonia".

Usonia by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion August 22, 2009

Wal-Mart effect 

The mass closure of small business in a city or town caused by Wal-Mart setting up shop there

Many small businesses have closed across America because of the Wal-Mart effect.

Wal-Mart effect by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion March 13, 2009

Junior Nation

NASCAR fans who support driver Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

Junior Nation is perhaps the most loyal group of fans in NASCAR.

Junior Nation by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion February 28, 2009

Palinist 

Anybody who thinks that abortion should be illegal.

See: Right-Wing Sarah Palin

Those damn right-wing palinist assholes don't comprehend Roe v. Wade at all.

Palinist by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion February 28, 2009

WCIA-TV 

CBS affiliate out of Champaign, Illinois.

Noteworthy for having news programs with a pro-Chief bias during the Chief Illinwek controversy.

WCIA-TV is more "hostile and abusive" than Chief Illiniwek.

WCIA-TV by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion December 17, 2008