reuter

a blond haired man who recieves a hot carl, cleavland steamer and a rusty trombone simultaneously.

I was getting together with some friends in sac town and the three of them gave me a reuter,

by aaron April 21, 2005

tits up

description of a situation where everything has gone wrong, sometimes disasterously wrong

Those two teenagers were almost killd in that tits up car wreck.

by aaron January 01, 2004

shit break

1.A portion of daily hours set aside to take a shit.

2.an insult

1.Bob: Alright boys i'm off for a shitbreak

2.Piss off shitbreak

by Aaron January 15, 2005

pos

Yes it IS an abbreviation, but it means Piece of Shit.

Tis Quite simple to understand.

"This film is a POS"

"You are an idiotic POS"

by Aaron July 29, 2005

foo'

like foo except with proper use of the apostrophe for the omission of the letter l. A contraction of the word fool

Fast food will make you fat foo'!

by Aaron December 23, 2004

maowle

Male: An annoying person who believes themselves to be cool and attractive to the opposite sex. Therefore they have no friends, and are as appealing to the opposite sex as a vasectomy.
Female: An odd looking girl who looks like a mole or other small rodent. Normally she has no sex appeal and will still be a virgin by the age of 30. They tend to go towards big coats, to hide their fragile, mouse-like physique.

Male: Oh, you're such a maowle, making a shit joke like that.
Female: Eurgh, what a maowle!

by Aaron December 08, 2004

war over religion

A fight over who has a better imaginary friend

(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)

by Aaron June 21, 2004