Rave

Wild, illegal parties which involve the heavy use of drugs and sex. The variation of techno music which is typically played at such parties.

I gots to go to the rave by the old warehouse tonight.

by AYB February 13, 2003

impromptu

Something that is made up on the spot. Can also mean a speech that was made with little or no preparation.

The drug dealer had to come up with an impromptu excuse to his boss for losing the shipment of crack to the police.

by AYB September 24, 2003

hershey squirts

A severe form of diarrhea caused by a bacterial agent or by eating spicy food.

I got the hershey squirts after eating leftover Taco Bell food.

by AYB March 19, 2003

Duct Tape

Americans were fooled by George W.Bush into buying it in case of some Iraqi chemical attack, which never happened, because Iraq already got rid of their WMDs by the time Bush decided to waste tax dollars by starting an illegal oil war.

Now, many Americans don't know what to do with all that duct tape they bought.

by AYB June 18, 2003

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

by AYB July 20, 2003

Alimony

Basically, she has the legal right to take your house, your money, everything you worked so hard your entire life to get, and your balls.

Nathaniel had to pay alimony to his wife Janetta after two years of marriage, despite the fact that she has already been divorced six times before.

by AYB October 10, 2003

Assassin

A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.

A hit man does classify as an assassin, since he is hired to help "take care of" unsettled business.

by AYB June 22, 2003