Assassin

A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.

A hit man does classify as an assassin, since he is hired to help "take care of" unsettled business.

by AYB June 22, 2003

Kid Notorious

Some animated show that appears on Comedy Central, right after South Park. Basically features some producer guy who is always strapped for cash, causing him to invent the wierdest ideas for a play or movie. He is also accompanied by his pet cat, his butler, and his maid.

The MAFIA paid a visit to Kid Notorious's house, and threatened to break his kneecaps for not paying up the $5 million he owed them.

by AYB October 31, 2003

TRL

Total Request Live.

An MTV show where teenyboppers pick crappy, shitty songs that eventually end up winning Grammy Awards for "Most Popular Song of the Year".

The most popular songs on TRL are: N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys, O-Town, Puff Daddy, J-Lo, Britney Spears, Ricky Martin, and Eminem

by AYB February 12, 2003

hard drive

A computer's data-storage device.

I had to get a new hard drive for my computer because my old one was full.

by AYB March 10, 2003

fiddlesticks

Used to be a swear-word back in the mid 1900s. Now it's replaced by damn, shit, or fuck.

The dog's digging in my garden again! Oh fiddlesticks!

by AYB May 28, 2003

jumping the shark

A semi-popular phrase for "selling out" or turning into shit.

The Ren and Stimpy show jumped the shark when Nickolodeon bought all the rights to make the show.

by AYB June 19, 2003

carnivore

A meat-eater. One who eats animal flesh.

To attempt to make a vegetarian out of your cat or dog would be animal cruelty, since both animals are obligatory carnivores.

by AYB May 17, 2003