Definitions by AYB

Tsunami

Japanese for big wave. Tsunamis can be generated by earthquakes, underwater landslides, and in rare cases, giant meteors striking the Earth's seas or oceans.

If a giant rock from space hits the ocean, the coasts and islands will be wiped off the face of the Earth

Tsunami by AYB May 27, 2003

environmentalist 

Although their ideals make some sense, these peole just can't accept that extinction, global climate changes, and pollution happen all the time, (even though we are just hurrying that along). They were quite active during the 1990s, when they used the Millenium Doomsday prophecies in a futile attempt to get people to reduce pollution and save the environment (anyone remember Captain Planet?).

All of the environmentalis's efforts to save the seals were to waste when a small earthquake caused a massive landslide off some tiny island, which sent a massive tsunami that wiped out the seal's breeding grounds.

environmentalist by AYB May 27, 2003

Dutch

A group of people in Western Europe who are experts at turning marshlands and estuaries into fertile farmland and residential areas.

The Netherlands is an excellent example of Dutch ingenuity and genius, because most of the country is built on land reclaimed from the violent, storm-ridden North Sea.

Dutch by AYB May 26, 2003

boy band

Any group of five homosexual pedophile men who sing manufactured pop songs about love, romance, why women keep dumping them, and other overrated bullshit targeted towards pre-adolescent or teenybopper girls. Normally, these genetic defects should have had careers in flipping McDonalds burgers, since they can't even play a musical instrument or even read a music sheet if their lives depended on it.

How can each boy band be considered unique if they all look the same, act the same, sing in soprano, are all faggots, will never experience a vagina, and have an average shelf-life of only two years?

boy band by AYB May 26, 2003

Vanilla Coke 

It tastes alright, but I sure wish Coca Cola created Strawberry Coke instead.

Oh well....

Vanilla Coke by AYB May 21, 2003

MSG'd 

Can also mean "ripped off by filler substances in the food".

What happens when you leave a restaurant full and arrive home twenty minutes later hungry.

I swear I ate three plates of food at that buffet restaurant, and I'm hungry again. I've been MSG'd

MSG'd by AYB May 21, 2003

MSG 

Monosodium glutamate.

A substance added to food to trick the stomach into feeling full. Wears off after half an hour. MSG is used most often in buffet-style restaurants and Chinese food restaurants to help maximize profits by saving food resources.

I went to Grand China Buffet and got full immediately after eating only two small plates. I suddenly felt hungry again the minute I arrived home. Damn MSG.

MSG by AYB May 21, 2003