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dishwashered

-washing something so much that it becomes discontorted.
I clean this plastic lid in the dishwasher so much, it became dishwashered.
by Ashley April 8, 2004
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towson

Towson. The pinnacle for lacrosse and all things prep. a spring day in towson is like being lost in a sea of pink, lime green, and plaid. towson is 2nd to none in the amount of private day schools in a single area. its the kind of place where it doesnt matter who throws a party, but where that person goes to high school. towson is the origin of the "field party", although you will have to go to a surrounding area to actually see a field party. The center of attention in towson is Bateman's on a monday night, and outside towson commons on a friday night, for all teenagers in their plaid shorts and popped collars. Towson is the "prep" capital of the world. Where every girl is loaded off her daddy's money, and decked out in only South Moon Under attire and Polo; nothing less will suffice. Following graduation Ocean City, Maryland becomes the new "towson" for the single most eventful, party filled, drunken, chaotic week of your life: SENIOR WEEK. Where ever you are now, and however old you are, if you ever lived here, you will forever be, a towson kid.
by ashley April 4, 2005
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bubbles

the name of my dog, usually along with "gum"
bubbles gum is so fucking cute.
by ashley June 9, 2004
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TWoP

A satirical website that provides entertaining recaps of television shows, and has forums that are readable because it is against the rules to not use proper English.
by Ashley December 22, 2004
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sucks at life

Someone or something that is a terrible waste of life/space/time, and is all-around shitty.
by Ashley December 1, 2003
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Best Roommate

Tracy, otherwise known as Ashley's roommate.
"Tracy, you are the best roommate ever!" says Ashley.
by Ashley April 21, 2005
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shwack

to describe objects or things.
"I left my shwack at home."
by ashley May 8, 2003
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