ASh's definitions

50p lifesaver

Slang for condomn. (popular with underage teenagers)

" i was fucking lucky i had that 50p lifesaver!"

by Ash February 16, 2005

everton

The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.

Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid

by Ash April 21, 2005

tic tacs

1. Mint
2. Extremely small breasts.

1. You need a tic tac, your breath stinks!
2. Jaysus, she's a right tic-tac!

by Ash February 16, 2005

skeetfast

a guy who cums quickly during sexual intercourse

Ray came over last nite and we had sex. We started @1:45 but he was finished by 1:47; he is such a skeetfast!

by Ash May 13, 2005

ritoc

RiToC: A kick ass online TO player!

oh my G0D RiToC, you totally pwnd me then!!

by ash April 4, 2005

Carby

The union, or belief in a (re)union between the characters John CARter and abBY Lockhart on ER.

"I love Carby"
"I miss Carby"
"Carby is the love that will return - move over Doug and Carol"

by Ash April 13, 2005

Teenage Love Song

When virgins make love for the first time.

"We made a teenage love song."

by Ash February 15, 2005