ASHLEY's definitions

TWoP

A satirical website that provides entertaining recaps of television shows, and has forums that are readable because it is against the rules to not use proper English.

Television Without Pity

by Ashley December 22, 2004

ugly

If you have to look it up you probably are ugly.

If you aren't sure what ugly is and you are reading this right now you most likely are ugly. Why else would you have typed ugly in the search engine?

by Ashley May 13, 2005

MJ

Marijuana...and that gay fuck on the Real World-Philadelphia. But..mostly a shorter name for marijuana then pot.

"Is there anywhere I could score some MJ?"

by Ashley December 23, 2004

fire crotch

Some who has a fire in their pants. Usually have the whitest of skin.

Being ashamed of his fire crotch, David Maggio shaves his pubic hair in hopes that it will grow in darker.

by Ashley June 18, 2004

Poke 'n' Stroke

When a female touches and rubs the male penis to give the male pleasure.

Oh he loved when i poked and stroked him!

by aShLeY April 9, 2003

jive

an adjactive used to emphasize a statement. Can mean 'a lot', 'really' or 'a little', 'not really'

(a lot/really)It's jive hot outside!
(a little/not really) Was the concert fun? Jive like.

by ashley January 31, 2005

proper English

The language which should be used in any instance where English is being used. This means no sticky caps, no netspeak, no leet speak, no 12yr old Aol girl speak.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains.

by Ashley December 22, 2004