Definitions by AQUAR1US4LIF3

Prime Hydration

You’ve probably heard of Prime Hydration before.. it can be a hydration drink or energy drink that KSI and Logan Paul worked on “so hard”.

Dude 1: Hey man, have u heard of this new thingy called “Prime Hydration”?
Dude 2: Yeah.
Dude 1: How does it taste?
Dude 2: LIKE MY FUCKING BALLS

Prime Hydration by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 16, 2023

Mr mr mr beast 

A song made by a fake mr beast

MR MR MR BEASTTTT MR MR MR BEASTTT

Mr mr mr beast by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 16, 2023

Fumo 

A soft plush made by the content of Touhou. Japanese ppl made these cute little fellas. Touhou fans buy these products for their overall cuteness and softness.

Fumos are nasty!
Reimu: …

Fumo by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 16, 2023

Teacher 

PLS NO! Teachers are the worst jobs to have and are fucking crusty stupid Baka useless. Even though, in my school, we all, the kids, are so mad bc the teachers are strict. ALSO THE KIDS AGED 1-13 GO THERE, EVEN FOR PRE-SCHOOL! It’s annoying cuz we wake up early like 3:30 AM. Can’t even take breaks! No Saturday or Sunday off! No Spring, Winter, Autumnwe have autumn break, ok? and Winter Break! I’m like in the 6th grade but it’s just that the younger childrenor kids for replacement are treated fairly but the 3-6 graders get treated UNFAIRLY! You heard me, unfairly. Teachers send u to this prison-like place called school. It’s so long and mean. You get put there with a bunch of dumbasses and fat dummies.

Teacher: Who’s ready for a pop quiz?
Students: HELL NAH IM OUTTA’ HERE!

Teacher by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 15, 2023

School

Yes. School. So school is a place where kids go to fucking learn. Teachers are fucking useless fr, they dont care if your sick! Even I was one of those students that the teachers didn’t care about! Fuck school! Anyway, school is like hell but worse. And it’s also like umm BABYSITTING! Yeah.. babysitting. We all fucking hate school (some ppl don’t.) This is all I’ve got.

A: School is the fucking best!
B & C: Bro stop the fucking cap you piece of crap!
A: Ur mom
B & C: Imagine saying a Ur mom joke in umm… 2023! Lol

School by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 15, 2023

daiyousei 

Another fairy in Touhou Project.

Dude I fucking love Daiyousei from Touhou Project!

daiyousei by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 15, 2023

sekibanki 

A Touhou Project character.

Sekibanki is my favorite Touhou Project character.

sekibanki by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 14, 2023