School

Yes. School. So school is a place where kids go to fucking learn. Teachers are fucking useless fr, they dont care if your sick! Even I was one of those students that the teachers didn’t care about! Fuck school! Anyway, school is like hell but worse. And it’s also like umm BABYSITTING! Yeah.. babysitting. We all fucking hate school (some ppl don’t.) This is all I’ve got.

A: School is the fucking best!
B & C: Bro stop the fucking cap you piece of crap!
A: Ur mom
B & C: Imagine saying a Ur mom joke in umm… 2023! Lol

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 15, 2023

Prime Hydration

You’ve probably heard of Prime Hydration before.. it can be a hydration drink or energy drink that KSI and Logan Paul worked on “so hard”.

Dude 1: Hey man, have u heard of this new thingy called “Prime Hydration”?
Dude 2: Yeah.
Dude 1: How does it taste?
Dude 2: LIKE MY FUCKING BALLS

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 16, 2023

daiyousei

Another fairy in Touhou Project.

Dude I fucking love Daiyousei from Touhou Project!

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 15, 2023

Mothertrucker

Another form of saying the cuss word, motherfucker. Is so useful for calling little children.

Kid: HAHA I HAVE MORE BOBUX THAN U!!!
Me: u mothertrucker.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 17, 2023

Spanish or Vanish

Said by some shitty ass green bird/owl if you don’t do your lessons. It claims Duolingo’s main language is Spanish. So that’s why the shitty asshole says SPANISH OR VANISH YOU STUPID HEAD

Me: decides I studied enough Japanese for the day
Duolingo:
Spanish or Vanish and btw beg for your family back in Japanese
Me: KU DA SA I

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 07, 2023

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

A specific movie or show that is about some kid that likes chocolate and gets a golden ticket to visit Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. Charlie comes along with 4 other kids that experience bad luck and torture.

Veruca Salt was thrown in a garbage shoot by squirrels.

Augustus Gloop drowned in the chocolate river.

Mike Teavee gets trapped inside a TV.

Violet Beauregarde becomes violet.

Man:Have u heard of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory?
Kid:No.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023

BRRRR SKIDIDOP DOP DOP OH YES YES YES

That one meme created by someone from Turkey, obviously.

Wednesday x Skididop created by ThatOneGuy.

Probably the most viral meme yet.

Morty: Hey have u heard of that new BRRRR SKIDIDOP DOP DOP OH YES YES YES meme?
Rick: oh yeah

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 15, 2023