auto destruct

A system aboard starships whose single purprose is to destroy the ship. Usually used to prevent bad guys from capturing the ship.

Usuallt requires at least 2-3 senior officers to activate, although on Voyager, Janeway could do it on her authorization alone.

Computer, initiate auto destruct sequence, authorization Janeway PI Alpha 47. Set at 5 minute silent countdown ... enable.

Computer: Bleeeep, auto destruct system enaged, warp core overload in 4 minutes 55 seconds. There will be no further audio warnings.

by anonymous November 4, 2004

can of tuna

short, fat dick

i opened my can of tuna all over her face

by anonymous June 12, 2006

deeez nuts

An insult used by funny people

Lee: Yo, Deez was lookin for u a minute ago.
Crazy Asian Kid: Who?
Lee: Deez nuts, biatch!

by Anonymous January 15, 2005

harpoon[gameop]

Harpoon is a faggot fucking cock smoking shit pushing fudge packing arse raping man-loving cumstick pindicked wankerhead.

*** Join: "User"
<User> Hi everyone
<HarpoonGameOp> I wouldnt use language like that if I were you.
<ChanServ> User was banned for inappropriate behaviour

by Anonymous March 5, 2005

redeemer

One of the most badass weapons ever introduced in a first-person-shooter. Featured in the Unreal Tournament games, it is basically a hand-held nuclear rocket launcher. A single shot can blow anyone within a large area straight to hell. The secondary fire lets you guide the missile yourself.

Brock was PULVERIZED by Malcom's redeemer.

by anonymous January 25, 2005

wprd

Word. see pwrd, word

Pronunciation: "pwerd"

"This iPod is fn surgical." "fn wprd"

by Anonymous May 14, 2005

ge tit

A common typo made when someone is trying to type 'get it'.

AIMperson1: he just doesn't ge tit
AIMperson2: Huh huh, you said tit
AIMperson1: shut up, you know what I meant

by anonymous March 15, 2005