by Anonymous July 30, 2004

While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.
You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?
He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
Oh gosh! How did you know?
He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!
by anonymous May 31, 2004

1. That malcolio just busted my ass!
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Subliberal - WORST
Communist
Socialist
SubArchliberal - WORSE
Archliberal
SubUltraliberal
Ultraliberal
Diehard Liberal - BADDER
Liberal
Moderate Liberal
Conservative Liberal - BAD
Communist
Socialist
SubArchliberal - WORSE
Archliberal
SubUltraliberal
Ultraliberal
Diehard Liberal - BADDER
Liberal
Moderate Liberal
Conservative Liberal - BAD
There were Socialists, Communists and Subliberals at the Democratic rally in support of their candidate...
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
