1. Sticking one's hand in their ass and then shaking the hand of someone that they don't like because they are an ass.
2. After wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke thru the toilet paper
2. After wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke thru the toilet paper
1. Awwww... I don't like this guy, I think I'll give him an ass hand!
2. Awwww... damn toilet paper was too thin... now I have ass hand!
2. Awwww... damn toilet paper was too thin... now I have ass hand!
by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Government of a state by the immediate direction or administration of dorks; hence, the exercise of political authority nerds as representing the dorks.
America is a great country that was founded by dorks. It was originally intended to be a dorkocracy. That's why I'm a registered Dorkocrat today.
by Anonymous September 25, 2003

more proof that anyone with name recognition and lots of airtime can be elected, even if there is a lot of air in his head.
by Anonymous October 9, 2003

by anonymous January 2, 2005
