naples

also a city in florida

known to contain the coolest people ever

also more millionaires per mile than anywhere else
only certain people can live in naples..
by anonymous December 29, 2004
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Madamasselle

Madamasselle, is a stupid dumb ass, and has no real definition for anything.
I live next to this man, he is a 27 year old computer geek, who sits and plays Ever Quest all day. He sometimes posts on Urban Dictionary but most of the time you can find him masturbating to some sick japanamation shit. This man is truly pathetic; he has never been to college, still lives with his parents, and has never had sex except once when he got his dick stuck in a coke bottle. True story; the fire department had to come over to his house and get the coke bottle off (but it probably just fell off when he went limp).
In short Madamassele, eat shit and die you fuck!
Your neighbor Chris.
Madamasselle:/ Dang, playing Ever Quest and posting on Urban Dictionary got me really horney. I'm going to have some uber fun having sex with this coke bottle and looking at japanamation on my favorite web site.
Oh hourse-willies I'm stuck again!
by anonymous September 20, 2004
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Tripodi

Shrek. A huge fat ogre like shrek. He can also sound like Eric Cartman at times. He eats just about anything. He's eaten his contact and a fucking butterfly cocoon. He likes being naked around boys and he touched Jimmy's penis in 5th grade and then kissed it too. And then he ran around the party naked. He has fat hair. If he shaves it he would like a gorilla. This ogre needs to be stopped with torches and pitchforks cause he's so fat and he's gonna eat us all.
Fuck Elliot, I'm hungry I'll just eat this cocoon. MMMMMMM...cocoon!
by Anonymous March 25, 2005
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lump of brown smell

poop
turd
thing that goes in the toilet and isn't pee. Usually comes out of your bum. If it doesn't your hopefully got the wrong thing. If you don't you should really see a doctor.
That lump of brown smell is stinking up the house! Take it outside! It shouldn't be sitting there on teh dinner table like that!
by anonymous September 29, 2003
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Keeble Alert

The Keeble Alert describes when an individual strikes a pose to attract the opposite sex or to impress the same sex. It may sometimes involve the raising of an eyebrow or hand to face movements. First practiced by Ed Keeble.
by Anonymous January 17, 2005
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degrading bastard

Someone who thinks girls should have penis's shoved down their throats and cause them to gag, choke, or throw up.
Someone who defined blowjob said that girls should learn to deal with having a penis gagging them.
by Anonymous February 25, 2004
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karyaazure

karyaazure rox my sox!
by anonymous November 26, 2004
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