batting 1000

From baseball, where you always get a hit and never get out...or for dumbasses, it's being perfect.

by Anonymous November 08, 2003

mp5

A sub-machinegun developed by Heckler & Koch in the 1960's. Derived from the famous G3 series of assault rifles, the MP5 used the same delayed-blowblack rollerlocking system. Originally chambered for 9 mm Parabellum, the venerable MP5 has also been rechambered for 10 mm Auto and .40 Smith & Wesson, with the latter being a preferred calibre of the FBI. Probably one of the most proliferous SMG's in the world, although it could be supplanted by newer submachineguns, due to the growing obsoleteness of 9 mm cartrdiges against armored targets.

by Anonymous August 09, 2003

cack pipe cosmonaut

Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.

Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

thief

I am a clepto, therefore I am a thief, and proud of it

lets go rob wal mart again

by Anonymous August 05, 2003

yu shien

-one supreme being worshiped by human in the form of three person, father, son, and holy ghost.
-fit for God or a God, or haveing Godlike qualities

Wow your a yu shien! "now I have to bow down"

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Pantiologist

the Study of panties

Mr Smith is a Pantiologist

by Anonymous September 06, 2003

splabeeno

a marijuana cigarette.

'pass me the splabeeno.'

by Anonymous October 07, 2003