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spooge-face

a crusty, man juice mask worn overnight by many women.
Tarheel Boy's wife wakes every morning with a crusty spooge-face.
by Anonymous April 9, 2003
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JR.

a person who often tries to steal from fat white people. Often a person of dark complexion.
Segal! Got any funds? Send me some funds. Segal! Get my disk Get my disk
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
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handjob

When another person (woman or man but preferabla a woman) rubs a man's penis with their hand, usually to make them reach orgasm.
There's a reason guys want girls to do it; its mostly in the mind. A guy would probably do it better than a girl but the realization that someone else is doing it and they're a girl makes the guy feel better and he's more likely to cum faster. It's the same reason a straight girl wouldn't want a lesbian to eat them out; you know that she's going to do a better job than your average guy but the fact that it is another woman will make you sick to your stomach. Ditto with a straight guy being offered a hand job or blow job from a dude; you would rather do it yourself than let another dude anywhere near your cock.
by anonymous September 17, 2004
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pwrd

Word. see wprd, word

Pronunciation: "Pwerd"
"This iPod is fn surgical." "fn pwrd"
by Anonymous May 14, 2005
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Upstate

by Anonymous August 1, 2003
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chasing the hobbit

Doing a midget from behind, in a woodshed on their birthday.
I woke up in the hospital after a long night of chasing hobbits.
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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pitts

What Debbie Fucky calls me.
Debbie: Hey, it's Pitts.
Me: Actually, fuckwit, my last name is Pitt.
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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