ANTHONY's definitions

Guanaca and Proud

a stupid cerota whom sucks on her mom's giant cock, and then fucks her father and brothers because they are ugly ass bitches and that's the only way they get fucked

That bitch is a whore, I bet she's Guanaca and Proud

by anthony March 24, 2005

defunkify

To take a shower and get off all the stank and funk. Originated from Anthony.

Yo I'm gonna go defunkify in the shower right quick.

by Anthony May 10, 2004

parakeet

Medium to small bird, various species generally closely related to the Parrot species. Regulary misused by Americans who call their budgerigars 'parakeets'.

American: "I have a parakeet"
Me: "Cool, what sort of bird is it?"
American: "A parakeet"
Me: "No dumbass, its a budgerigar."

by Anthony January 7, 2004

shitpiggery

The act of bringing home a shit pig from a bar, restaurant, Chuck-a-palooza or a highway gas station with the intent of fornicating with the beast. Sometimes this crime against humanity can turn into a long-term shitpig-o-rama lasting for weeks.

Holy shit, if Jack does not man down on this shitpiggery he will have to burn his bed sheets.

by anthony February 19, 2005

m'kay

Another word for o.k.(okay)

M'kay class, can you all please stay seated, m'kay?

by Anthony April 24, 2003

needledick

One who suffers from "Dinky Wang Syndrom"

Jeremy is suffering from needledick.

by Anthony January 1, 2004

spankin' the chimp

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.

i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.

by anthony December 15, 2004