ANOnyMous's definitions

baby on board

A sign that can often be seen in car windows indicating that a baby is riding in the car.

Popularized in the simpsons episode where Homer joins the B Sharps, and makes these 3 words into a song.

The Song:
Baby on board,
how I adore,
that sign in my car windowpane.
Folks stop and stare, friends I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

we need to talk

the famous saying by all significant others when there about to break up with you.

Tom...... i think we need to talk

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

cotb

Chairman Of The Beard. Joel Tompkins.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Weird Beard

weird.

meg, you weirdo! charm stalker!

by anonymous September 21, 2003

riot shield

Invincble slab of cement carried around by people with no skill in version 1.6 of counterstrike. Protects against anything thrown at it, including boiling acid and star wars geeks. It cannot be scratched by nuclear weapons. Advised to no be used for fear of people trying to gang rape you in a corner.

When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall of bobbing rectangles coming to eat your testicles and pickle your penis.

Also used by modern day police in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired at by 30 clips of an AK-47.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

gargantuan vagina

Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

apple ginar

The apple ginar is a phrase used to describe a woman's vagina. Sometimes a woman's vagina is kinda 'goopy' like apple pie filling.

Man, I was all going down on her, and I was like, DAMN GIRL YOU HAVE THE NASTIEST APPLE GINAR I'VE EVER SEEN!

by Anonymous September 21, 2003