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An American bourgeois woman of the post baby boom generation, who, instead of reaping the benefits of the sexual revolution that her foremothers and sisters fought so hard for, sold out to the new patriarchy which promised stability in the form of white suburban neighborhoods, wordSUVwords, drive-through wordStarbuckswords and yearly trips on Carnival Cruise Line. The only dose of women's lib that transpired through their lifestyle is their endorsement of the the typically male dominated tradition of sport (usually soccer) onto their daughters. But don't be fooled - the fact that these women refer to themselves as "soccer MOMS" only reaffirms their sociological status as mere vessels for the incubation of their progeny.
I just got back from my high school reunion, and all the old cheerleaders are now lard-assed soccer moms.
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
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Also he ate many people when his psychedelic spaceship collided with an asteroid on one of the mones of Venus.
Some people that he ate were Bob Janders, Billy Maglavin and Fenn II.
Also he ate many people when his psychedelic spaceship collided with an asteroid on one of the mones of Venus.
Some people that he ate were Bob Janders, Billy Maglavin and Fenn II.
by Anonymous September 3, 2003
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