ANOnyMous's definitions

Mazahir

Mazahir is the name of one of Prophet Muhammad's Sahabah (peace be upon them all). This name is defined as "appearances," by one source. On a side note, it is a name generally given to a person who is totally cool, incredibly sweet, and completely adorable.

Person 1: Oh, you're so sweet and adorable and cool! You're name must be Mazahir.
Person 2: Thanks. It is. How did you know?
Person 1: Because if you're name is Mazahir that means that you're totally cool, incredibly sweet, and completely adorable.
Person 2: Oh okay...if you say so.:)

by Anonymous December 4, 2004

idiot

A halfwitted mental defective dimwitted ignoramus. See male.

People who have crushes on their sisters are idiots.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

Hobsonator

The word "hobsonator" is a term used to describe the ultimate peak of sexual predetation which a man in the UK can ever acheive. Very few have ever reached this stage and only the brave can maintain it.

Hobsonate: To give a girl her ultimate desire in bed and to leave her begging for more.

Highest level of penetration a girl can take cause she can't take no more

Derived from the greatest name ever and based on the teachings of Hobsomatrixism , this phenomenon is taking the UK by storm especially in the North Eastren parts of UK

Warch out ladies!!!! the Hobsonator is in town.

There can only be one Hobsonator bow down and learn from him..........

Girl says: I was hobsonated last night
Guy says: Fucking bastard i wish i was the Hobsonator


To be hosbsonated is a great thing!!!!

(Girl cries out) Someone please hobsonate me!!!!

My friends call me the Hobsonator.....Cum with me if you want to live!!!

by anonymous April 20, 2004

leecock

Someone who likes underage girls in that "special" way. Usually has extreme religious beliefs. Phrase originated at the oishy.com forums. Can also be used as any other kind of word with the same context.

I don't want to hear about that leecock.

He tried to leecock her.

Stop being a leecock.

by Anonymous May 22, 2004

jizzlobber

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.

That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!

by anonymous December 23, 2003

bong water

The water used in a bong. It contains no THC because THC is not water soluble. Do not drink the bong water.

When Steve hit the bong too hard, he drank the bong water. He said it was fucking gross.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

pack a fatty

to fill a marijuana pipe with an above average quantity of green

Feeling generous, Amanda packed a fatty for her and Blake.

by anonymous May 13, 2005