ANOnyMous's definitions

gorilla mask

You shave off the person's pubes and put them in a ziplock bag. Then you spunk on their face and then sprinkle the hair over it.

Johnny helped me put together a gorilla mask for my halloween costume.

by Anonymous December 19, 2002

ganlian

To get absolutely pissed off your head

Last Thursday

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

for sure my nigga

do u wanna bunn a spliff? fo shizzle my nizzo

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

AMA Computer University

The school of today. High class facilities. Produces graduates that are extremely sarcastic. Like the one who defined this word.

A-M-A. The school of today!

by anonymous March 21, 2004

music

Music, as you know it, sucks. Music is not a recording. Music is not a band or any musicians (most modern musicians, mainly guitarists, bassists, and drummers, suck anyway). Real music does not have to be recorded. Real music is written down in standard notation, but since most modern music is too horrible to be written down, and since most musicians can't read music at all, it doesn't even matter. Music continues to suck.

Ask a so-called "musician" these days to recite the circle of fifths, order of flats, or even the key of Cmaj. He probably won't be able to do it. Once people stop becoming classical musicians, music is screwed forever.

by Anonymous February 1, 2004

wendy's

Crappy place to work as it is the scourge is cheap people everywhere who like to order excessive amounts of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers.

CUSTOMER: "Yes I'd like 7 Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers."
ME: "Damn the 99c Menu!"

Damn people then get mad when there 7 burgers aren't done in under 30 seconds because they obviously forget they are cheap and aren't the only people waiting for food.

by anonymous January 16, 2004

t-x

The art of taking your dick and stuffing it down a woman's throat so that she cannot bite it but only struggle to get it out of her mouth. At the end of asphyxiation you shout, "You are terminated" and blow your load down her throat as she dies.

Bitch you better shut up or I'll deliver a T-X on you later tonight.

by anonymous June 29, 2004