Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
a word used to describe the fact that a particular female is unattractive. particukarky used when describing a girl that others find attractive or whom appeared attractive from afar, or at first glance.
joe: "I want to hook up with cindy! she's so hot."
bill: "what you taalking about?! that girl is NACE!."
bill: "what you taalking about?! that girl is NACE!."
by Anonymous September 22, 2003
A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.
"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"
by Anonymous April 29, 2003