music

Music, as you know it, sucks. Music is not a recording. Music is not a band or any musicians (most modern musicians, mainly guitarists, bassists, and drummers, suck anyway). Real music does not have to be recorded. Real music is written down in standard notation, but since most modern music is too horrible to be written down, and since most musicians can't read music at all, it doesn't even matter. Music continues to suck.
Ask a so-called "musician" these days to recite the circle of fifths, order of flats, or even the key of Cmaj. He probably won't be able to do it. Once people stop becoming classical musicians, music is screwed forever.
by Anonymous February 01, 2004
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t-x

The art of taking your dick and stuffing it down a woman's throat so that she cannot bite it but only struggle to get it out of her mouth. At the end of asphyxiation you shout, "You are terminated" and blow your load down her throat as she dies.
Bitch you better shut up or I'll deliver a T-X on you later tonight.
by anonymous June 29, 2004
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the clegg

A small quiet creature during daylight, jumps at loud noises/flashing lights. Turns vicious at night, likes to smash things on top of people. Surprisingly strong.
Watch out it's the Clegg! He'll kill ya as soon as look at ya.
by anonymous May 13, 2005
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wendy's

Crappy place to work as it is the scourge is cheap people everywhere who like to order excessive amounts of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers.
CUSTOMER: "Yes I'd like 7 Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers."
ME: "Damn the 99c Menu!"

Damn people then get mad when there 7 burgers aren't done in under 30 seconds because they obviously forget they are cheap and aren't the only people waiting for food.
by anonymous January 16, 2004
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native

The First Peoples of North America who have got there land raped by the white man and their women stolen. There future has been taken by the white society so most of them are tricked into drugs, in return the whiteman has agreed they don't have to pay taxes because they have already stole the future.
by anonymous May 21, 2003
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ast

n: a business located in a warehouse in northwestern pennsylvania peddling electronics and no good outdoor books.
Oh man, I got fired from AST. Again! wtf!
by anonymous June 21, 2004
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schlong

Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
by anonymous January 02, 2004
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