Being able to talk your way into any situation (or out of it), find out about any person, and know someone wherever you go.
Joe Collins is known as Captain Schmooze because of his innate ability to schmooze anyone or anything.
by Anonymous June 06, 2003

rare, smart mouthed, lesser spotted abertay student usually ihabiting the east coast of scotland, shetnee or orkland
by Anonymous April 02, 2003

An abbreviation for 'child molester,' commonly used to describe someone who prefers partners that are of an illicite age bracket, or toddlers. These people are considered the lowest of the low, but we still have plenty of chimo jokes we like to tell our friends, don't we.
Joke: What's better than having sex with two eighteen year olds? Having sex with eighteen two year olds.
"Nathan's brother Mike is a total fucking chimo."
"Nathan's brother Mike is a total fucking chimo."
by Anonymous June 05, 2003

Pornographic form of anime.
Japanese for pervert.
Many forms: Doushijin(Comic/Graphic Novel), Kawaii(Cute and clothed), Manga(Sometimes clothed, basic large eyes)
Japanese for pervert.
Many forms: Doushijin(Comic/Graphic Novel), Kawaii(Cute and clothed), Manga(Sometimes clothed, basic large eyes)
by Anonymous June 25, 2003

by Anonymous June 26, 2003
