Unicorn-Sex : The practice of being so bemused by the filth that your search engine throws up at the most innocuos queries, that you start looking for things it can`t find.
by Anonymous November 09, 2003
Amoeboid-shaped extra-planar demon one can summon for grotesque sexual gratification. Inspiration for many, many manga flicks, though the entity certainly should not be confused with a titillating cartoon character, however horrific.
Ex: "Umm, you need an Elder Sign to summon a shoggoth, but even with one, you will probably be killed before you can mold a protoplasmic pussy. Better stick with your sister, she doesn't know any better after the accident anyway," confided Cletus.
by Anonymous February 25, 2003
(off.) a male homosexual
"Coming down through Peoria, Duane and I saw a couple of dairy queens making out in front of McDonald's."
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
by Anonymous September 04, 2003