hotpocket

An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.

"Yes Dear, I know it's an ugly bruise, but I was overcome with hotpocket."

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

back tits

back tits are what my 475 pound obese lazy wife has, full of sweat, and sticky dirt balls, and food crumbs

your back tits give me a hard on when i hide in the folds

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

queef ballarina

insult. one who tries to act graceful or cool but inevitibly messes up

"megan o'keef...such a queef ballarina"

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

the wild thing

fucking

we did the wild thing tonight

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

aliki

mysterious girl

keeps to herself

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

wake and wack

V. to masturbate soon after waking up, often with morning wood

Guy says to his friends: Yeah i went for a little wake and wack this morning so now I'm really tired.
Friends response: God your such a fucking idiot shut the fuck up

by Anonymous June 03, 2003

fruit stand

a gay bar

a bunch of mince boys were dancing to the YMCA in the fruit stand

by Anonymous October 06, 2003