internet

A complete failure.

People who make blogs ruined the internet.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

evilhasreturned

god,the ultimate being, perfection

god

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Definate

This is not the way it's spelled!

The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!

by Anonymous August 06, 2003

Napolean Dynamite

A movie that somehow manages to be one of the worst and one of the best movies of all time.

Your mom goes to college!

by anonymous March 09, 2005

erreliable

Cute, sexy, bootylicious

The ass of that phat girl from the ghetto is erreliable.

by anonymous June 30, 2004

hags

a weird way to write hugs. used by people who like to think its "cute" or "funny".

Have a great summer! HAGS!

by anonymous August 07, 2004

bidet

An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.

"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."

by Anonymous March 12, 2005