LaoziDao

Slang term for the sexually transmitted disease "cockus-gigantus". symptoms include an increase in the size of the male genitals by up to 300%. the disease is only spread though male to male sexual interaction, as the female system is unable to act as a carrier of "cockus-gigantus"

see also cockus-gicantus, Eclipcer, JQ
Oh my god, becky! look at his cock! it is soooooooo big!... he must have LaoziDao...
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sub-machine gun

A class of firearms generally defined as being relatively compact with selective fire ability to switch from semi to full automatic. Usually fires standard handgun cartridges, though several exceptions exist (e.g. FN P90, H&K MP7) The sub-machine gun is most commonly used by special police/SWAT forces, paramilitary organizations, special op forces, and non-combatant military personel as a Personal Defense Weapon.

See also; SMG
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sexual panda

a panda that wants sex so badly, that josh sings a song about it all the time
Seeeexuuuuaaaaal Panda
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Jaff

Term for referring to a demented child, especially those that have convinced themselves they are a cake. They are lacking in intelligence and very easy to fool
I done ya as easy as Jaff
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Aye

New zealand way of saying excuse me? What? Or pardon
Aye wots dat?
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russian

1. Noun Am person form the largist country to follow Orthodox Christianity
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crackedy returns

A l33t poster, who combines wit with humour
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