Definitions by ANONYMOUS

bwahaha 

1) An evil laugh.

2) The sound of a laugh made by a suspicious person, usually one who is plotting an act of destruction against others.

I shall destroy this city and leave it in flaming ruins! Bwahaha!!!

bwahaha by Anonymous February 14, 2004

metrosexual 

A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality.

Mike has become a metrosexual after shaving off his stubble and using expensive skin products to soften his cherubic facial features.

metrosexual by Anonymous February 14, 2004

beating the banana 

A slang term for the act of masturbation.

I walked into my son's room yesterday and caught him beating the banana.

beating the banana by Anonymous February 14, 2004

hack 

1) A person who passes off someone else's work as their own.

2) A plagiarist.

Some hack paraphrased ninety percent of my article and claimed it as his own work.

hack by Anonymous February 14, 2004

mutt 

1) A person of mixed racial descent.

2) A dog of many mixed breeds.

Thomas is white, Hispanic, and Italian, therefore he is a mutt.

I have a dog who is of so many different breeds that he is considered a mutt.

mutt by Anonymous February 14, 2004

keg stand 

The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.

I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.

I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.

keg stand by Anonymous February 14, 2004

airball 

1) A shot in the game of basketball that does not make contact with the goal.

2) A word chanted by basketball spectators when a player fires a horribly errant shot.

Kobe Bryant hoisted up a three-pointer but it was a total airball.

The Arizona State player tossed up a horrible shot, and the crowd chanted, "AIRBALL! AIRBALL!"

airball by Anonymous February 14, 2004