ANON's definitions

lnbop

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by Anon January 4, 2005

knowsfords

a person who knows a fair bit about fords

you are a knowsfords

by anon July 21, 2004

doofus

Someone who hasn't got a clue!
They live in blissful ignorance of the world, fashion, personal hygiene and social skills.

Invariably laughs like a baboon being repeatedly punched.

"That bloke is a total dufus"
"He laughs like a fat, useless dufus! Lets promote him!"

by Anon January 2, 2004

The Beast

a large hairy creature,who has very little use,favours his small genital parts and has a penchant for masturbating in just socks

oh dude look how fat The Beast is
hahaha look at The Beast trying to run

by anon April 5, 2004

dilly

A tablet of Dilaudid® a strong analgaesic (hydromorphone hydrochloride 1, 2, 3, 4, or 8 mg) derived from morphine and invented in Germany in 1926; it is eight times stronger than morphine via the intravenous route and therefore marginally stronger than heroin.

I finally got relief from the injury after the doctor switched me from Vicodin to some 3 mg Dillies.

by anon September 27, 2004

faggerette

cigerette, taken from the play 'Two'

'i dropped my faggerette'

by Anon August 11, 2004

Little Johnny

The protagonist of many jokes who can get away with anything.

The teacher asked the class if they could use the word "contagious" in a sentance. Little Johnny raised his hand and said "Last week when we had the snowstorm, my father took the snowblower and blew all the snow into my neighbor's driveway. He then came back in the house laughing, saying it will take that contagious to shovel up that mess."

by Anon April 25, 2003