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Definitions by ANDY

now defunct anglo-saxon pluralisation of the word "pen"
"i have a collection of penis"
"Could you hold my penis"
"i want my penis back"
penis by andy May 28, 2004
In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.

Later misspelled as "wanker".
wanker by Andy May 28, 2004
The number which has replaced "one" in the slang used by telephone service operators and telephone dialup service machines.
If you want to review an existing account, press wan or say wan after the tone.
wan by Andy May 28, 2004
A large bloke with ginger chads and nerves of steel. Shit at football but he is as sexy as a fucking donkey. Has oversized genitalia for his height/age.
Alboy.....uh......Gi-on Barry.....'arry.
Alboy by andy May 27, 2004

goblinoid 

Something which resembles a goblin or is of the same genus of creatures as goblins (including a goblin itself) - e.g. orcs, hobgoblins.

Can be used as noun or adjective.
There's some type of goblinoid creature in the corner of the group.

David Blunkett looks like some kind of goblionoid.
goblinoid by Andy May 27, 2004
Leader of Iraqi resistance faction the Mahdi (sometimes spelt Mehdi) army - named after a Shi'ite leader Ali Mehdi.

al-Sadr is a low-ranking Shi'ite cleric with a lot of support amongst Iraq's poor. He's been getting massive approval ratings in recent polls and is the second most popular person in Iraq, even among members of the rival Sunni religious denomination. This is probably because he is seen by many as the figurehead of resistance to the US occupation.

The US has tried to capture then to kill him, leading to clashes with his militia. He opposes US plans for the future of Iraq. Some commentators allege that he is allied to the Iranian government whereas others see him as a popular local leader.
Ironically, the US renamed Saddam City, a slum in Baghdad, as Sadr City after the occupation began - naming it after al-Sadr's father.
al-Sadr by Andy May 26, 2004
First lord of the Darklords in Lone Wolf. Slain by Ulnar I in times long ago. Is subject to repeated attempts to revive/recall his spirit, in Lone Wolf gamebooks 4 and 16 and Legends of Lone Wolf 8 (if I remember the numbers right). Presumably extremely powerful.
Also makes a good swear-word.

"In Vashna's name..."

"By Vashna, I'll kick your ass!"
Vashna by Andy May 26, 2004