ANDY's definitions

rude

where something is, well fuckin amazin

thats a rude car over there

by Andy July 19, 2003

Ent

Tree-creature in Lord of the Rings. Ents are tall, slow and patient creatures which live in the forest of Fangorn and exist to protect the trees from harm. Related to Entwife. Make for very cool special effects in films, especially when it comes to trashing Isengard.

That tree's got a face - it looks just like an ent.

You need the patience of an ent to put up with this degree course.

Tony Blair's revived the road building programme! I hope an ent squashes him.

by Andy April 17, 2004

blow ballast

To defecate (Royal Navy slang)

"Excuse me chaps, I need to blow ballast."

by Andy June 19, 2006

Maedhros

The eldest of the seven sons of Feanor in Tolkien's book, The Silmarillion. He was also the lord of their armies after Feanor was slain.

He was captured by Morgoth shortly after his return to Middle-Earth and was held for a long time, chained by one arm to the wall of Angband, until rescued. He fought in various battles, including Nirnaeth Arnoediad and the attack on Elwing's forces, in an attempt to retrieve the Silmarils.

Eventually able to obtain one of the 2 jewels from Morgoth's crown, he found it unbearable to hold and ended up casting it into a volcano before killing himself.

Maedhros was the most tragic of the sons of Feanor, and seems to have been written out of many of their darkest deeds.

by Andy May 23, 2004

jone

To "make fun of" is to "jone." Limited to DC region. Word derives from the local African American culture.

She was jonin on you because you're ugly.

by Andy April 13, 2004

GEDT

Started several years ago to describe poor individuals who are tortured throughout the cours of two semesters by ridiculous work loads.

'Don't make me go in there and GEDT you punk'

'Why sir this GEDT is really killing me'

by andy December 7, 2004

beat

an ugly girl or woman.

Ewww that chick is beat.

by andy May 13, 2005