ANDREW's definitions

shmeg

secretion of the male reproductive organ, a slang for semen; also known as cum.

when billy masterbates, he gets shmeg all over the place.

by andrew February 15, 2005

wolf bagging

Whilst having sex with a woman (doggystyle), a small peice of bacon is tied to a string and swallowed by the girl, then just as the man ejaculates he pulls the string and the bacon comes out of the womans mouth makin her gag and tense up increasing pleasure for the man.

man: oh yeah! oh (pulls string)
Woman: choke, gag! tense
man: wow!

by Andrew July 19, 2004

clit waffel

when you place your hands together with palms faceing each other and you jam your fingers into her clit. there of forming a waffel.

mike, me and your sister where getting pretty excited and she asked if i would clit waffel her and i agreed. man it was good.

by andrew February 29, 2004

64

64 chevy IMPALA LOWLOW

Eazy: Cruisen down the street in my 64, jokkin the bitches, slappin' the hoes, went to the park to get the scoop, knucle heads out there co-shootin' sum hoop

by Andrew August 21, 2003

tese

Anything bad or uncool, it can also be used as an angry word.

Used as a Noun: You are such a tese.
Used as a Verb: I am going to tese up this team.
Used as an adj: This is teasing gay!

by Andrew April 10, 2005

pissed

1. to be very drunk
2. to be very angry

1. man, i was pissed outta my mind last night
2. im pissed like urine, he stole my fish!

by Andrew April 30, 2005

ICBIWOOP

Internet message talk

meaning: I Chuckled, But it was out of pity

See also: IHTGEDNBIAHTFMC, IMGTTTATAP

Person A: What did the bartender say to the horse?

Person B: ?

Person A: Why the long face?

PErson B: ICBIWOOP

by Andrew June 8, 2004