ALEX's definitions

democracy

One man, one vote, no chance.

by Alex June 30, 2003

freedom fries

A term used by people who don't understand the word 'freedom' and often struggle with the word 'fries'.

Portion of chips please.

by Alex June 30, 2003

cum

The white creamy liquid substance that emerges from a mans genital areas.. in other words.. DICK!!! This is a very salty.. yet.. sugery tasting thing.

There was much cum all over her friends sink when she spit it all over.

by Alex January 31, 2007

indiana

basketball country

Hoosiers

by Alex July 2, 2003

gayspoon

Device used in homosexual courtship.

Has anyone seen my gayspoon? I'm feeling frisky.

by Alex July 3, 2003

chat tard

A person who can't even comprehend what the fuck is going on in the chat room.

(insert name here) is a fucking chat tard

by alex July 7, 2003

new yorker

Someone who has guts, brains, good looks, and the right attitude. Someone who is able to live in the greatest city on the face of the planet, in the center of the world, and enjoy it.

There are two types of Americans: the fat, ingnorant, obnoxious type that the world makes fun of and that lives in hicksville, alabama type of places, and then there is the NEW-YORKER, the one that is actually smart, good-looking, and that controls the world.

by Alex July 7, 2003