ALEX's definitions

Solightinitis

"An air borne parasitic pathogen which infects the host and causes the host to have an "ungodly" craving to grope the crotch of young boys"

"The priest came down with a bad case of Shandonitis and had to be contained in order to keep him away from the crotch of Kevin the young Alter boy"

by Alex October 27, 2002

lardass ninja

1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believes they have super powers or special abilities (like ninjas) and act like it by leaping around in tight spandex clothing. Note: People can become permanently or temporarily blinded when this action occurs, but it really depends on how much exposure they are subjected to.

Lardass Ninja: I have supah powah! I will defeat you with my Poke of Doom!
Hank: Gosh you lardass ninja, you look like an extremely obese one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond! Stop it, I'm gonna throw up if you keep doing that! AHHH! MY EYES! THEY'RE BLEEDING!! *spurt*

by Alex September 1, 2008

pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

The longest real word in the English language. It is a lung disease caused by the inhalation of fine silica dust.

Somone needs to make a shortened version of pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

by alex March 1, 2005

Kebabe

A woman who looks incredibly tasty when one is pissed at 2 in the morning, but the thought of whom turns one's stomach in the sober light of day.

"I met a Kebabe last night. Eurgh"

by Alex January 19, 2004

18

18th street gang

18th street gang: A LA street gang

by alex May 19, 2004

hash bash

the act of inhaling yer' stash

After my hash bash, I laid down on the floor and started cooing like a baby.

by alex November 23, 2004

See, I told you so

phrase used to tell skeptics off after the fact; commonly used by Rush Limbaugh

To all you anti-war protestors: See, we told you so. Saddam no longer reigns. Get over it.

by Alex April 25, 2003