ALEX's definitions

Smart Parts

Paintball company, reason why the Viking and Excaliburs aren't being made anymore. =/

I downgraded my gun with a Smart-Parts barrel.

AKA > WDP > SP

by Alex December 30, 2004

Spot the white man

A term used when you're in an area that is full or almost full of dark skinned people.

You know in Blackburn? It's like 'Spot the white man'!

by Alex December 27, 2003

redhead

An affliction of the penis due to excessive beating off, thus resulting in a throbbing red head.

That guy watches porn all day... i'm guessing he's got the redhead goin on

by Alex January 5, 2004

bits

refers to male genitalia. commonly used in conjunction with peices

she was all over my bits.
he wanted a go with my bits and peices, i politely told him to sod off.

by alex December 4, 2004

vegetarian

Pointlessly denying yourself something good over something not so good. Phrase originated from a humourous comment made by Suz when refering to a fruit cake as being vegetarian ie: it contained no chocolate.

"Shall we bag those nice comfy chairs to sit on during the ceremony, it is sure to be really long and boring."

"Nah I want to sit on the floor near the front"

"You Vegetarian!"

by Alex May 13, 2006

XGM

Extraordinary General Meeting

Usally call to voice anger at the leadership or worst, a vote of no confidence

by Alex November 19, 2004

George W. Bush

To be a idiot

Total Dumba$$

More retarded and stupid than most dumb and most stupid

Miserable Failure (Check on google.com by entering miserable failure and then clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky")

George W. Bush is an idiot

George W. Bush is a dumba$$

by Alex April 12, 2004