Trampoosing

Walking with extreme difficulty due to the prevailing conditions underfoot. Having to expend large amounts of energy walking through deep snow or heavy mud.

We’ll be trampoosing, the snow’s waist deep.

by AKACroatalin January 08, 2017

Snotrag

A handkerchief or tissue. It is usually applied to a handkerchief or tissue that has been used and when examined the contents make you want to puke and you wonder whether you might have snorted out brain matter, as the product is foul, disgusting and should be classed as a biohazard. The word can be used to describe someone who has the same effect on people, a vile creature who makes the skin crawl and whose presence makes falling face first into a gangrenous cowpat seem positively pleasant in comparison.

“That snotrag should be burned!”
“Handkerchief or person?”
“Yes.”

by AKACroatalin June 11, 2015

Once too often

If you do something once too often it means that you have repeated an action which is bad, stupid or dangerous with an unpleasant end result. So you end up looking a complete wanker, in A & E with serious injuries or someone is totally pissed off with you to an extent which is going to be detrimental to your health and wellbeing.

He’s pissed them off once too often, they’re going to put the fucker on crutches.

by AKACroatalin December 14, 2016

Bird Turding

Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.

"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."

by AKACroatalin April 04, 2015

No Shit

US Army slang in common use during the Vietnam War but probably originated during the Korean War. The phrase has multiple meanings which are dependent on the inflexion used and can usually only be determined from the context of the conversation. Four of the commonest are:-
1 No shit? – Are you giving me the facts?
2 No shit! – I am telling you the absolute truth!
3 No shit. – Don’t give me any lies or evasions.
4 No shit? (A question but with an implicit sneer) – Why don’t you carry on stating the obvious, you dumb cocksucker?

“Get your gear together, Charlie’s had his ass kicked and we’ve got 24 hours in Saigon!”
“No shit?”
“No shit!”

by AKACroatalin November 22, 2016

Descendophobia

Derived from the Latin Descendere (“go down”), it is defined as fear of walking down stairs or inclines; fear or discomfort while descending stairs or walking down a hill; fear of going down in a lift or elevator. The symptoms can include dizziness and space disorientation and in extreme cases it can reach the state of irrational fear.

I do wonder if Donald Trump suffers from bathmophobia or descendophobia.

by AKACroatalin February 01, 2017

Magniloquence

Magniloquence means the use of grand or powerful language, something politicians try to do but invariably make a complete cock up of it. The word comes from the Latin “magnus” (great) and “loquus” (speaking).

Don’t try for magniloquence, make your points clear and logical using simple language.

by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015