ugly chick theory

The theory that every ugly chick has an extremely hot friend. You have to be nice to said ugly chick to get to the hot friend.

"Dammit! There's only ugly chicks here!"

"Dude, don't worry. Remember the Ugly Chick Theory!"

"Sweet."

by AJAW October 01, 2004

bandwagon jumper

Anyone who bashes President Bush and is planning to vote for John Kerry.

'Hey, look at Joe. Just last year he was supporting Bush, and now he's carrying a sign supporting Kerry. What a bandwagon jumper.'

by AJAW July 19, 2004

Celine Dion

The only thing for which most Canadians apologize to America for on a daily basis.

Canadian: Celine Dion is an ugly bitch. We're sorry for letting her leave the country.

by AJAW September 25, 2005

Viva La Bam

Very funny show in which skater and former 'Jackass' star Bam Margera does stupid stuff that makes many people, including me, laugh. Often does stuff that pisses his uncle Don Vito off, such as hanging his car up in a tree.

Viva La Bam is like Jackass, but better.

Bam Margera: what will he do next?
'Whatever the fuck I want."

by AJAW July 03, 2004

batista

Wrestler who is complete crap. Nicknamed Botchtista because he botches a lot of moves.

I hate Botchtista, just like I hate Randy Boreton and the Game-uuuuuuuuuh.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.

'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'

by AJAW July 07, 2004

11345663

In the same mold as 710 77345, 55378008 and 5138008, 11345663 is a calcuator combination, when flipped over, reads 'eggshell'.

A stupid nerd type 11345663 into his calculator and showed it to me. He ended up in the nurse's office with a calculator up his nose.

by AJAW July 17, 2004