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Definitions by AGnumbnuts

Brown Bear tipper 

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.
John Connor is a Brown Bear tipper
Brown Bear tipper by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Brown hole investigator 

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

Bianca envy 

See Bianca by AGnumbnuts..

When everybody in work wants a bit of Bianca, wants to do the dirty to her but like mentioned she has plenty to go around..but not for any newbies!
David to Craig 'James has taken Bianca around back'

C 'Tell him hes dead if he hurts her'

D 'You really have Bianca envy '
Bianca envy by AGnumbnuts November 17, 2011

turd inspector 

Accidently swallowing something valuable so you have to wait till poo time to go looking for it.
My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!
turd inspector by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

Having a barney with barney 

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off
D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'

Dry as a nuns crutch 

Expression for when you are really really thirsty.
My mate Gary wanted to go to the pub, he said his mouth was dry as a nuns crutch
Dry as a nuns crutch by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011

baldy fudge packet

An awesome set of words to use when you have tourettes syndrome.
John Connor to his auntie J 'you camco-rozbacking, baldy fudge packet. Willy dribble!'
baldy fudge packet by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011