Fart Harvester

Someone who collects farts to sniff later.

'Craig you been collecting your farts again..did you have to bring them to work with you, you fart harvester?!'

by AGnumbnuts November 07, 2011

hotdog mama

A skinny guy who enjoys sleeping in the flaps or folds of a very fat woman.

Dave loves sleeping with the mother in law, he loves the hotdog mama

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

turd inspector

Accidently swallowing something valuable so you have to wait till poo time to go looking for it.

My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

dog batty basher

The 'dog' being a lady of questionable morals who does anything for a bottle of Lambrini.

My mate Tam is a dog batty basher, she loves it!

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

New year whirlybird

Inserting a firework in the butt at 12 oclock midnight and watching it explode and smear the crowd.

HAPPY POOH YEAR!!

This year ill be doing a New year whirlybird to celebrate

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

fart detective

Someone Farts and no one admits to it so they get the fart detective on the case to find out who did it.

True story, last friday I was on the bus to work and someone let rip. Damn it smelled! People started to wretch. A lilttle old lady became a fart detective and searched out the culprit who turned out to John Connor after a curry.

by AGnumbnuts November 10, 2011

tube trouble

Stuck on a packed train with a turtlehead (a poo), no where to go.

John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'.

Danny 'no toilets about?'

John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.

by AGnumbnuts November 09, 2011