baldy fudge packet

An awesome set of words to use when you have tourettes syndrome.
John Connor to his auntie J 'you camco-rozbacking, baldy fudge packet. Willy dribble!'
by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011
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playroom dropper

A guy who takes a dump on the floor and blames the baby who just giggles to themselves
Craig was shameless the other day, he did a playroom dropper and his little boy got the blame
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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The Kurnal

The mother of all poo. The one that blocks your mother-in-laws toilet so that you can never go back there.
The wifes mum doesnt want me to go around there more. The kurnal made an apperance last time!
by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011
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hotdog mama

A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.
Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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Yorkshite budgie bagger

when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls
'Craig your such a Yorkshite budgie bagger ! Leave that guy alone'
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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bread knife

rythming slang for wife
the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though
by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011
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Brown Bear tipper

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.
by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011
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