Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

by AGnumbnuts November 09, 2011

Loubies

A great pair of tits on a petite woman.

Danny and Jc are sitting in the park and a tasty woman goes past.

Danny 'Loubies alert at 1 oclock!'

by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011

billy Poon

Local chinesse owner and all-round geezer of asain origin - NOT RACIST!

'We off down to billy poons for some prawn toast guys?'

by AGnumbnuts November 07, 2011

urban shit storer

Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.

the teacher at university is an urban shit storer no wonder theres a pong when he comes in

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

playroom dropper

A guy who takes a dump on the floor and blames the baby who just giggles to themselves

Craig was shameless the other day, he did a playroom dropper and his little boy got the blame

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Fart Harvester

Someone who collects farts to sniff later.

'Craig you been collecting your farts again..did you have to bring them to work with you, you fart harvester?!'

by AGnumbnuts November 07, 2011

Brown Bear tipper

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.

John Connor is a Brown Bear tipper

by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011