AGnumbnuts's definitions

worm holeing

The sport of putting a worm up your arse then trying to fart it out before it tries to wriggle all the way up.

Tam 'I did a bit of worm holeing at the weekend'

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

bread knife

rythming slang for wife

the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

hotdog mama

A skinny guy who enjoys sleeping in the flaps or folds of a very fat woman.

Dave loves sleeping with the mother in law, he loves the hotdog mama

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

Fart Harvester

Someone who collects farts to sniff later.

'Craig you been collecting your farts again..did you have to bring them to work with you, you fart harvester?!'

by AGnumbnuts November 7, 2011

Jockey Shit

Talking nonsense, chatting aload of arse to someone and them just staring at you in anger cause you make no sense.

Deb to Craig 'Stop talking jockey shit Craig'

Craig 'Bite my brownbear covered arse im going for a kurnal'

by AGnumbnuts November 9, 2011

The Kurnal

The mother of all poo. The one that blocks your mother-in-laws toilet so that you can never go back there.

The wifes mum doesnt want me to go around there more. The kurnal made an apperance last time!

by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011

turd inspector

Accidently swallowing something valuable so you have to wait till poo time to go looking for it.

My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011