Screwnicorn

When a lesbian puts a strap-on on her forehead than proceeds to pleasure her partner

"The dyke preformed teh screwnicorn on her girlfriend

by Adam March 08, 2003

Sarspasmic

When a spastic tries to be sarcastic, the result is a spasm.

Look hes trying to Sarspasmic!
Hes sarspasmicing again!

by Adam February 09, 2005

Jooed

Verb: To con somone out.

"Hey nigger, dont joo me out."

or

"Damnit you jooed the shit out of me."

by adam October 15, 2004

Cold Pizza

A show only watchable for the extremely hot Thea Andrews.

Cold Pizza would be better with more Thea.

by Adam December 03, 2004

hosue

A declaration of frustration, typically following a typo. Though mostly used in instant messenger conversations, it has also been used with tongue twisters and mispronounciations.

fluffy_bunny: what tmie are you coming over?
cattygoth: tmie?
fluffy_bunny: hosue! time, not tmie!

by Adam November 08, 2004

nobkins

the way to look at it is ,knob,kins suggesting kin as brother so you are a close relation to a knob whereby suggesting you are a knob which as you already know is an insult so its another way of calling someone a dick.Also see wanker.

"shut up you (k)nobkin"
"shut up you dick"

by adam December 07, 2004

suck face

hardcore making out. Lots of tongue action

He likes to suck face with his lady friends

by Adam August 10, 2004