ABDL2023's definitions

tongue buffing

The act of rubbing one's tongue against a pad of cotton candy

When eating cotton candy, I prefer tongue buffing because I like the texture so much.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

grogging

The state of drousiness intensifying, the threshold of dozing off.

I would love to talk to you, but I am currently grogging.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Tip Gobbler

Any tight space that makes a blind person lose a cane tip. Examples are street drains, grated manhole covers, chainlink fences, etc.

I'm giving you a heads up about the frequent tip gobblers you will come across in this area; be careful as not to lose a cane tip.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Drunken showers

Somewhat like golden showers, but unintentional; the act of being urinated on while in bed with a passed-out drunk.

I hate drunken showers!

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

screamin' smoky

a bomb whistling as it falls from an aircraft.

Here comes a screamin' smoky.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

drunk tank

A swimming pool or stock tank full of drunks

I'm going out to the drunk tank to swim with Jim and them.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Beer Faithful

The geyser of beer that gushes from a punctured beer can that has been shaken up and then punched with a nail, can be quite comical when done as a prank.

Looks like Beer Faithful blasted in here this evening.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023