Yacking Eulah

The computerized voice of a busines's automated switchboard, the "out-of-service" recording.

I called, but I got a yacking Eulah instead.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

suspended wedgy

A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.

The bergler got a suspended wedgy, and that was what saved us from a home invasion.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

sewer treking

Exploring urban storm drainage tunnels, pipes, and other bodies of storm runoff

Richie and I are going sewer treking tonight. Do you want to join us?

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

mandate

Redneck slang (date with a man)

Mama, I'd love to eat dinner witcha all tonight, but my mandate's a-comin' to pick me up.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Martian hair

funkily-dyed hair one might expect to see on Mars.

She has Martian hair.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Joying

(ABDL slang) The act of using two firm cylindrical objects, foam padding, and covering materials such as bed sheets or soft towels to mimic the feel of sitting on perhaps a parent's lap

When in my private time, you will find me joying with just my diaper on.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

technogoober

A nurd who knows technology really well

I am considered a real technogoober by my classmates.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023