beer-cano

A reaction created by dumping a packet of Sweet & Low into someone's full beer glass. The resulting reaction is a whole lot of suds and the glass ending up almost empty by the time it is over.

The best prank I pulled yet was the beer-cano I made of Larry's glass of beer.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023

Log bucking

the act of propping a large log across a smaller log, thus forming a sort-of teeter-totter. To log buck, one must stand on one person stands at each end of the large log. One or the other jumps, thus throwing the other off.

Log bucking can be a lot of fun if done correctly.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023

Yacking Eulah

The computerized voice of a busines's automated switchboard, the "out-of-service" recording.

I called, but I got a yacking Eulah instead.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023

Carolina Ripper

An intense burning fart after consuming a lot of Carolina reapers

Man, Josh, after eatin' all them peppers, you're gonna have one heck of a Carolina ripper tomorrer.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023

suspended wedgy

A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.

The bergler got a suspended wedgy, and that was what saved us from a home invasion.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023

humdrum

an empty upside-down metal drum with a nest of bees inside it

We have a humdrum here.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023

mandate

Redneck slang (date with a man)

Mama, I'd love to eat dinner witcha all tonight, but my mandate's a-comin' to pick me up.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023