A2k's definitions

doing homework

what to tell your parents you are doing when you are jerking off

"I need help son!"
"i can't mother i am doing homework"

by A2K February 18, 2003

MMCC

Marine mammal care center.A class where you sit on your ass and choke your chicken

by A2K February 18, 2003

peniswise

A female that loves the cock, and wants to ride, suck, fuck and lick the dick

"see dat hoe she is peniswise"

by A2K February 18, 2003

Momoness

Being a homosexual mormon, creating MOMO

Daniel Rojas

by A2K February 18, 2003

Jizzely

when a girl puts her mans cum in the refridge and saves it for a later snack

"who put the jizzely in my refridge?"

by A2K February 18, 2003

wrestling the one eyed monster

To jerk off, masterbate, relieve yourself sexually, jerk it till you cant work it, putting on some vaseline and greko-roman wrestling your penis

by A2K February 18, 2003

back scratcher

your girlfriend during rough sex.

"Carolina is a back scratcher"
"you must have been working her hard"
"hell yeah man, hell yeah"

by A2K February 20, 2003