A well informed cat's definitions

catsploring

Tendency of domesticated felines to explore newly opened spaces such as drawers or cabinets.

As soon as I opened the pantry door Izzie jumped right onto the shelf, catsploring as is her habit.

by A well informed cat February 8, 2013

Trollocracy

A system of government whose chief goal is to troll the opposition rather than to implement sound policy.

"The President's latest tweet was merely the latest example of the establishment of a Trollocracy."

by A well informed cat March 4, 2019

proctgnosis

n. 'knowledge' that emerges from way, way up one's ass.

I may be reaching here, but I think it's likely that the moon is made of green cheese," said the fool, not fully grasping the reach of his proctgnosis.

by A well informed cat March 31, 2017