Flash Light

My tv remote batteries are dead!
Just put them in the Flash Light
by A wee british laddy March 05, 2019
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Moosterbating

When a cow masterbates
Oh my god! look over there! That cow is Moosterbating
by A wee british laddy March 28, 2019
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Laziness

Johnny, your so lazy!
No mum, I have an overwhelming ambition to live a quiet life.

Laziness
by A wee british laddy March 06, 2019
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Health class

A torture chamber where a torture master (AKA teacher) tries to give you the worst existential crisis possible and trick you into a threesome with your friends.
torture master: all right class, today i need you all to get into groups of three.
That is what goes on in a Health class
by A wee british laddy February 27, 2019
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Faggot

Ew a found a maggot!
No Susie its a Faggot
by A wee british laddy March 05, 2019
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