Definitions by A wee british laddy

Moosterbating 

When a cow masterbates

Oh my god! look over there! That cow is Moosterbating

Moosterbating by A wee british laddy March 27, 2019

Laziness

The overwhelming ambition to live a quiet life.

Johnny, your so lazy!
No mum, I have an overwhelming ambition to live a quiet life.

Laziness

Laziness by A wee british laddy March 5, 2019

Faggot

A lady maggot

Ew a found a maggot!
No Susie its a Faggot

Faggot by A wee british laddy March 4, 2019

Flash Light 

A case for Holding Dead Batteries

My tv remote batteries are dead!
Just put them in the Flash Light

Flash Light by A wee british laddy March 4, 2019

Health class

A torture chamber where a torture master (AKA teacher) tries to give you the worst existential crisis possible and trick you into a threesome with your friends.

torture master: all right class, today i need you all to get into groups of three.
That is what goes on in a Health class

Health class by A wee british laddy February 26, 2019