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christmas

Christmas was suppose to be celebrating Jesus's birthday (though this isn't the correct date, that's still what it was suppose to be celebrating.) However, non-Christians celebrate it because they saw we give out presents. (Actually, there are a few people who see it for other good things, but most people wouldn't celebrate it if it wasn't for the gifts.) We give out gifts to remember the gift God gave us- His Son, Jesus, who died for our sins.
"WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY--"
"AAAAAAAAHHHH NOT THE CAROLERS!!!! -hides-"
by A random somebody September 21, 2005
mugGet the christmasmug.

deoderant

The greatest invention of mankind.
Yo, whoever invented deoderant was smart cause now I don't stink.
by A random somebody September 21, 2005
mugGet the deoderantmug.

avril lavigne

Another one of the many people like complaining about, but waste their time since there really are some horrible people out there.
Person 1: "LIKE OMGZZZZZ I H8 AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!"
Person 2: "Um.. okay. By the way, want to read my essay I wrote on Hitler for school?"
Person 3: "HUH WHOOZ HITLER?!?!?!!?!???????///"
by A random somebody September 21, 2005
mugGet the avril lavignemug.

canada

Where all the good bands and singers come from. Mostly. And where most good hockey players come from. CANADA ROCKS!
"Wow, this band is good."
"Yeah they're from Canada."
"No wonder."
by A random somebody September 21, 2005
mugGet the canadamug.

Christian music

Music that is very inspiring for Christians, most people except it to sound like "Oh praise ye Holy Father... praise ye!" but it really just sounds like most music.
by A random somebody July 18, 2008
mugGet the Christian musicmug.

braces

It's a normal, calm day until you visit the dentist. They give you the horrible news- you need braces. First you have to put these little things in between your teeth. Then you have to take mold and x-rays and get on these little metal torture devices, hand made by Satan and shipped from hell itself. After two years of them being tightened and getting screamed at by your orthodonist (unless you get a not demon-possessed one), you get them off. "YAY!" you think, until they hand you your retainer, which is a pain to make sure you don't lose it whe you take it off to eat and you have to make sure to wear it or else it won't fit anymore. In short, braces are the worse things I've ever had the displeasure to wear.
"NO! ANYTHING BUT BRACES!"
by A random somebody September 21, 2005
mugGet the bracesmug.

your face

1. The uglyiest thing in the world

2. A great comeback
"EW today I saw the grossest thing... Know what it was?"
"Yeah, YOUR FACE!!!"
by A random somebody September 22, 2005
mugGet the your facemug.

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