adjective

The word that describes you, dumb

I'm gonna give you an adjective: beautiful *does opposite hands*

by A random piece of cardboard September 06, 2020

Printer

The thing where you print your ass on.

I used the printer to print my ass

by A random piece of cardboard September 06, 2020

Television

A way of hypnotising your room mates

uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Piano

A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots

I play the piano...terribly

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Phone

The object that you look at every 2 seconds and also has flashy light shining

I need to look at my phone.........OWWW! oh, I bumped on a light pole... oh, phone, phone, phone.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Physics

A way of saying how a ball rolls, but with alien characters

I just went to physics class, feels like i'm learning alien language.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Letters

The things in the mail box that keeps exploding out when you open it.

i forgot to pay my bills! well... actually i didn't read the letters

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020