Bucket

A way to store liquids, or put on someones head...or your own...head

ohhh... a bucket! i'll put it on my own head!

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Clock

An alien device that is somehow used to tell time? Seriously how am I supposed to read that?

How do i use clocks again? Like there is a short one? and a long one? what to those have to do with time?

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Printer

The thing where you print your ass on.

I used the printer to print my ass

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

adjective

The word that describes you, dumb

I'm gonna give you an adjective: beautiful *does opposite hands*

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

Television

A way of hypnotising your room mates

uhhhh.... uhhhh.... i'm being hypnotised by the television

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

keyboard

something to type penis on.

I typed penis on a keyboard

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020

Physics

A way of saying how a ball rolls, but with alien characters

I just went to physics class, feels like i'm learning alien language.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020